Aizawainap | bakerstreet | tfln Once again, the sexual tension between you two has destroyed half the block.
Kaminari Denkicharge_bolt | bakerstreet | tfln sometimes im jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies
Bakugou Katsukinitrosweats | bakerstreet | tfln That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Midoriya Izukunomatterthecost | bakerstreet | tfln My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work. Is this a real job?!
Shouto Todorokinumbertwohero | bakerstreet | tfln "He keeps asking where I got my clothes and accessories. I'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping."
Uraraka Ochakospilltheuravitea | bakerstreet | tfln "I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my best friend" way"
Enji Todorokifireface | bakerstreet | punching booth He has no conviction in the particular throw, but he offers a strong and formidable strike on the right side of Enji's face.
Shoto Todorokiicyflames | bakerstreet | tfln "I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't have daddy issues."
Midoriya Izukufullgauntlet | bakerstreet | tfln I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Midoriya Izukunomatterthecost | bakerstreet | tfln I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbly water and chewable vitamins. The ER doctor said I'm lucky to be alive.
Aizawainap | bakerstreet | tfln Basically my 31 years of life have been convincing my parents sarcasm and bitterness are all I'm made of.
Zero Kiryuubloodyrose | bakerstreet | tfln You made me brush your hair with a fork.
Grensaxophone | bakerstreet | truth If you could have any super power you wanted, what would it be?
December 2019
Date: 2020-01-04 05:54 pm (UTC)